Thursday, June 16, 2011

Habs Fans: Don't Jump!




You’re a Montreal Canadiens fan.

One of your biggest rivals just won their first Stanley Cup in 39 years.

You watched as Zdeno Chara, the same guy who tried to decapitate one of your best prospects, lift the Stanley Cup high above his head.




It doesn’t get much worse than this.

But if you think about it, there’s a bright side to the events of last night.

Here are 10 reasons why you don’t need to be depressed if you’re a Montreal Canadiens fan.

1. We were the only team to give the Boston Bruins serious grief this year. 13 times the two teams met during the regular season and the playoffs. The Montreal Canadiens won 7 of those meetings.

(Note: Watch Chara flip his lid after this goal)







2. The Stanley Cup Champions needed overtime of Game 7 to beat us.









3. We continue to be the last Canadian team to have won the cup (1993)







4. The Conn Smythe Trophy Winner got ragdolled by our goalie









5. Tim Thomas is 37 years old, his days are numbered.











6. Alex Burrows didn’t win a Stanley Cup.







7. We only riot when we win.







8. At least our captain isn’t a psychopath sasquatch.








9. We get four easy wins next year against the Winnipeg Jets. (Ouch)








10. At least the Leafs didn’t win.



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