Surprisingly, the following post will have no mention of the Montreal Canadiens who are now just 2 wins away from a trip to the Eastern Conference Final.... Holy Crap, I've dreamed my whole life for this, this is amazing, It's a dream come tr---
Sorry, I got a little excited there.
But I'm here today to talk about a series that I do not care about whatsoever. The Sharks vs the Wings. Currently, the Sharks lead 3-1 and are one win away from a spot in the West Final. Yesterday, the Sharks tried for the sweep and instead got destroyed 7-1 and have to wait another 2 days for a chance to wrap up the series.
Now you're probably saying that it was just a bad game and all they need to do is win one more game where as the Wings have to win three. And we all know the stats. Only 2 teams have ever come back to win a series after going down 3-0.
But one day, a third team will arise and come back from that deficit. How soon? Well all signs point to next week. Let me explain.
The San Jose Sharks are currently in one of the biggest playoff funks ever. For the last 5 years, they have had great regular seasons only to arrive in the playoffs and get booted out in the first or second round. Last year, they finished with the best record in the NHL and promptly got knocked out by the Ducks in the first round. This year, they again finished first in the West, and had their troubles against a garbage Colorado team, but survived.
Now they're up against the back-to-back Western Conference Champion, Detroit Red Wings. And through the first 3 games, it looked like a completely different Sharks team from years past. A new hero in Joe Pavelski. Joe Thornton actually hitting somebody in the playoffs. Dan Boyle actually putting the puck in the opposition's net. Just like that, it was 3-0 San Jose and the ghosts of playoffs past were slowly being exterminated.
But then yesterday came. Evgeni Nabokov showed signs of his Olympic brilliance this year as he let in 5 first period goals. Rob Blake showed us why he should retire VERY soon. It was not a good day for San Jose. Final score 7-1 Detroit. San Jose confidence level= 0%.
Whenever a series goes down 3-0, there's always some mention of "Could this be the series where the comeback happens?." And the Sharks have heard their fair share of it already. This is a San Jose team that has handled pressure EXTREMELY poorly in the last 5 years. So now they're faced with having to stop a comeback that has happened twice in 93 years. Pretty simple, right? Not for the Sharks.
Here's how Game 5 might look. The Sharks will be gripping their sticks tightly, the fans will be biting their fingernails nervously. The Wings will be playing loose hockey. They have nothing to lose, they've been to the Finals two years in a row. They will be having fun and the Sharks will be going through hell trying to wrap up the series. So who do you think has the advantage?
And the Sharks will have to spend today and tomorrow hearing about the possible comeback through the media. But who on this team can put a stop to that? Other than Dan Boyle and Rob Blake, two aging defenceman, nobody on this team has won anything. The San Jose Sharks do not know how to win high-pressured games.
And now they are faced with their biggest test yet. A chance to finally make it to the West final, but trying to prevent a collapse that happens once every 40 years. If anyone could come back from this, it would be the Wings. And if anyone could collapse like this, it would be the Sharks.
We might be in store for a little next history come next Wednesday. Because the Wings are 25% done the comeback. And the Sharks know it.
Friday, May 7, 2010
Tuesday, May 4, 2010
Golf is boring to watch? Give me a break...
When people come up to me and say that golf is boring to watch on TV, two things come to my mind:
1) I should kick this person right in the shin
2) I should tell them why their opinion is wrong
Fortunately, I've never had to incorporate #1 and I instead politely disagree with their opinion. I immediately say to them that golf is one of the most dramatic sports, therefore creating must-watch TV. Now usually they'll mutter something and walk away, but if they were to stay and continue to argue their point, here are 5 reasons that I would bring up which would change their boring perspective.
1) The Music
As an 18-year old, I should be enjoying the music of Kanye West or Jay-Z. Instead I find myself enjoying the CBS and NBC sports golf themes just a little more. But seriously, listen to these themes before you go out to play a round of golf and I guarantee you will be more than pumped to go to the first tee. Not that I've ever done that....
2) International Announcers
The CBS golf team has a few Englishmen, a Scot, an Aussie, and a guy from the southern United States. So many accents. It really is something to behold when all these guys are talking to each other. I`m basically travelling around the world while sitting on my couch just giving us another reason why being a couch potato can actually amount to something.
3) The Low talking Announcers
Staying with the announcers, I know they`re told to be quiet but it really is fun to listen to how deep they make their voice go to sound quiet and dramatic at the same time. It almost seems like they have a bet going on to see whose voice can get the deepest because they get lower and lower throughout the broadcast. In fact, my chest pounds as the waves from my television's bass amp hit it.
4) The Gallery
Sometimes they steal the show with their comments in between shots. Sometimes they wear goofy clothing that would have made Payne Stewart jealous. Sometimes they distract the golfers leading to an on-course freak-out. Whatever it is, they create a lot more fun when watching golf.
5) The crazy camera angles
It`s really hard to turn away from the Slo-Mo swing cam, especially the close-up when the driver makes contact with the ball and the tee goes flying. Breathtaking television.
So the next time someone tells you that golf is boring to watch on TV, bring up some of these reasons and get them excited to watch some golf in the future. And if that doesn't work, you can always kick them in the shin.
1) I should kick this person right in the shin
2) I should tell them why their opinion is wrong
Fortunately, I've never had to incorporate #1 and I instead politely disagree with their opinion. I immediately say to them that golf is one of the most dramatic sports, therefore creating must-watch TV. Now usually they'll mutter something and walk away, but if they were to stay and continue to argue their point, here are 5 reasons that I would bring up which would change their boring perspective.
1) The Music
As an 18-year old, I should be enjoying the music of Kanye West or Jay-Z. Instead I find myself enjoying the CBS and NBC sports golf themes just a little more. But seriously, listen to these themes before you go out to play a round of golf and I guarantee you will be more than pumped to go to the first tee. Not that I've ever done that....
2) International Announcers
The CBS golf team has a few Englishmen, a Scot, an Aussie, and a guy from the southern United States. So many accents. It really is something to behold when all these guys are talking to each other. I`m basically travelling around the world while sitting on my couch just giving us another reason why being a couch potato can actually amount to something.
3) The Low talking Announcers
Staying with the announcers, I know they`re told to be quiet but it really is fun to listen to how deep they make their voice go to sound quiet and dramatic at the same time. It almost seems like they have a bet going on to see whose voice can get the deepest because they get lower and lower throughout the broadcast. In fact, my chest pounds as the waves from my television's bass amp hit it.
4) The Gallery
Sometimes they steal the show with their comments in between shots. Sometimes they wear goofy clothing that would have made Payne Stewart jealous. Sometimes they distract the golfers leading to an on-course freak-out. Whatever it is, they create a lot more fun when watching golf.
5) The crazy camera angles
It`s really hard to turn away from the Slo-Mo swing cam, especially the close-up when the driver makes contact with the ball and the tee goes flying. Breathtaking television.
So the next time someone tells you that golf is boring to watch on TV, bring up some of these reasons and get them excited to watch some golf in the future. And if that doesn't work, you can always kick them in the shin.
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
NHL Round 2 Spoiler Alert
Just a few quick thoughts before we dive into Round 2 Predictions:
Woooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry, that was just my reaction after watching the Montreal Canadiens defeat the lowly Washington Capitals in one of the biggest collapses in NHL history. I'm not going to get into how horrible the Caps are (future blog post), but let's put it this way:
When your team relies on Russians like the Caps do, they're nothing....right Don?
After a so-so 5-3 record on my first round predictions, let's get to Round 2
EAST
Pittsburgh vs Montreal
Now one of my 3 first round losses was when I decided to pick against my team, Montreal. You think I would have learned my lesson, right? Uhhh......
The truth is that the Washington Capitals are a dysfunctional joke. The Pittsburgh Penguins are anything but. Defending champs, back to back Finals, the best player in the world. What did the Habs do to deserve this? And for some sick reason, Montreal gets rewarded by getting ONE day off before they're back on the ice for Game 1 on Friday.
I'm trying to enjoy the Caps victory and not look forward to this series, but it's right around the corner. The Habs need to get some more offense to have a hope, because Jaro Halak can only do so much. So let's pray to the skies above that Evgeni Malkin turns into Alexander "no-goal" Semin and Sidney Crosby tears his Achilles tendon. Or else we're in trouble. The Habs will fight like the warriors that they are.. but will it be enough in the end?
Pittsburgh in 6
Boston vs Philadelphia
So after I ripped the Bruins in my Round 1 blog basically comparing them to garbage, they decided to turn into the high-powered 1972 Boston Bruins and eliminate the Buffalo Sabres. It's amazing that 3 of the 4 teams still alive in the East clinched playoff spots on the 2nd last and the last day of the season.
Speaking of the 1970's Boston Bruins, don't be surprised if we see some of this in the series:
These 2 teams are the roughest in the league and are going to beat the crap out of each other. And when you have Chris Pronger on your side, like Philly does, you should be breathing a big sigh of relief. Philly is full of injuries (Carter, Gagne, Laperriere) but I still don't believe in this Boston team. And as much of a "good" thing it is for Marc Savard to be back in the Boston lineup, I believe it will just mess up the chemistry that the Boston lines had when they played a near perfect series against Buffalo.
In a series that will resemble World War 2, I'm ironically taking the Flyers.
Philadelphia in 7
West
San Jose vs Detroit
What's really scary about this Sharks team is that Thornton, Heatley and Marleau were invisible against the Avs. Imagine if they get it going? I am not convinced that Detroit is an elite team anymore. I mean, the day must be coming soon where Lidstrom and Rafalski have simultaneous heart attacks on the bench. Red Wings goaltender Jimmy Howard has done nothing to impress me so far and I don't expect that to change.
And its not like they dominated Phoenix either. Phoenix had the Wings by the throat but decided to pull a Washington Capitals special (the game 7 loss on home ice, which the Caps have done 3 straight years now...just saying) Now the Wings will be heading to the noisy Shark tank against a team looking to avenge past demons. I do not like Detroit`s chances here.
The turning point for the Sharks came in Game 3 of the Avs series after Danny Boyle had a brain fart and put the puck in his own net with the help of Ryan O'Reilly. I think the Sharks have rallied around that moment and are now playing some of their best playoff hockey ever( see game 5 and 6 of the Avs series). There is nothing stopping them from ripping the label off their team that reads "Chokers". Not even old man Lidstrom.
Get ready to rip that label off San Jose, and make sure not to rip it too much because the Washington Capitals are waiting for it to be sewn on to their jerseys.
San Jose in 5
Chicago vs Vancouver
In my mind, this should be the West Final. But San Jose somehow manuoevered their way into first place, setting up this 2 vs. 3 matchup.
The offensive firepower is endless in this series and should lead to some high-scoring 5-4, 6-5 games which would be spectacular to watch.
So essentially, this series comes down to who can keep the puck out of the net.
First, the edge goes to Chicago's D. Keith and Seabrook are about as good a pairing as you can get. Offensive forces and defensive stalwarts.
And now with a healthy Brian Campbell back in the lineup, don't expect the Sedins to tear apart Blackhawks goalie Antii Niemi.
Speaking of goalies, who has the edge here? Niemi or "The Great" Roberto Luongo. There's a reason why I put great in quotation marks.
Remember last year in this series. Chicago leading 3-2 going home with a chance to win the series. Vancouver does what they need to do offensively and they score 5 goals....but Chicago scores 7. Roberto Luongo played quite possibly his worst game as a professional and you can' t tell me that he can brush those flashbacks aside. The fans at the United Center will let him know about it too. And it's not like Luongo had a terrific season this year, not counting the gold medal. He had some mediocre games against LA in the first round, and was not even nominated for the Vezina.
So do I take a rookie inexperienced goaltender or a goaltender who is going back to the city where he puked his guts out last year and has the potential to do it again?
I never was a big fan of puke.
Chicago in 7
Woooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry, that was just my reaction after watching the Montreal Canadiens defeat the lowly Washington Capitals in one of the biggest collapses in NHL history. I'm not going to get into how horrible the Caps are (future blog post), but let's put it this way:
When your team relies on Russians like the Caps do, they're nothing....right Don?
After a so-so 5-3 record on my first round predictions, let's get to Round 2
EAST
Pittsburgh vs Montreal
Now one of my 3 first round losses was when I decided to pick against my team, Montreal. You think I would have learned my lesson, right? Uhhh......
The truth is that the Washington Capitals are a dysfunctional joke. The Pittsburgh Penguins are anything but. Defending champs, back to back Finals, the best player in the world. What did the Habs do to deserve this? And for some sick reason, Montreal gets rewarded by getting ONE day off before they're back on the ice for Game 1 on Friday.
I'm trying to enjoy the Caps victory and not look forward to this series, but it's right around the corner. The Habs need to get some more offense to have a hope, because Jaro Halak can only do so much. So let's pray to the skies above that Evgeni Malkin turns into Alexander "no-goal" Semin and Sidney Crosby tears his Achilles tendon. Or else we're in trouble. The Habs will fight like the warriors that they are.. but will it be enough in the end?
Pittsburgh in 6
Boston vs Philadelphia
So after I ripped the Bruins in my Round 1 blog basically comparing them to garbage, they decided to turn into the high-powered 1972 Boston Bruins and eliminate the Buffalo Sabres. It's amazing that 3 of the 4 teams still alive in the East clinched playoff spots on the 2nd last and the last day of the season.
Speaking of the 1970's Boston Bruins, don't be surprised if we see some of this in the series:
These 2 teams are the roughest in the league and are going to beat the crap out of each other. And when you have Chris Pronger on your side, like Philly does, you should be breathing a big sigh of relief. Philly is full of injuries (Carter, Gagne, Laperriere) but I still don't believe in this Boston team. And as much of a "good" thing it is for Marc Savard to be back in the Boston lineup, I believe it will just mess up the chemistry that the Boston lines had when they played a near perfect series against Buffalo.
In a series that will resemble World War 2, I'm ironically taking the Flyers.
Philadelphia in 7
West
San Jose vs Detroit
What's really scary about this Sharks team is that Thornton, Heatley and Marleau were invisible against the Avs. Imagine if they get it going? I am not convinced that Detroit is an elite team anymore. I mean, the day must be coming soon where Lidstrom and Rafalski have simultaneous heart attacks on the bench. Red Wings goaltender Jimmy Howard has done nothing to impress me so far and I don't expect that to change.
And its not like they dominated Phoenix either. Phoenix had the Wings by the throat but decided to pull a Washington Capitals special (the game 7 loss on home ice, which the Caps have done 3 straight years now...just saying) Now the Wings will be heading to the noisy Shark tank against a team looking to avenge past demons. I do not like Detroit`s chances here.
The turning point for the Sharks came in Game 3 of the Avs series after Danny Boyle had a brain fart and put the puck in his own net with the help of Ryan O'Reilly. I think the Sharks have rallied around that moment and are now playing some of their best playoff hockey ever( see game 5 and 6 of the Avs series). There is nothing stopping them from ripping the label off their team that reads "Chokers". Not even old man Lidstrom.
Get ready to rip that label off San Jose, and make sure not to rip it too much because the Washington Capitals are waiting for it to be sewn on to their jerseys.
San Jose in 5
Chicago vs Vancouver
In my mind, this should be the West Final. But San Jose somehow manuoevered their way into first place, setting up this 2 vs. 3 matchup.
The offensive firepower is endless in this series and should lead to some high-scoring 5-4, 6-5 games which would be spectacular to watch.
So essentially, this series comes down to who can keep the puck out of the net.
First, the edge goes to Chicago's D. Keith and Seabrook are about as good a pairing as you can get. Offensive forces and defensive stalwarts.
And now with a healthy Brian Campbell back in the lineup, don't expect the Sedins to tear apart Blackhawks goalie Antii Niemi.
Speaking of goalies, who has the edge here? Niemi or "The Great" Roberto Luongo. There's a reason why I put great in quotation marks.
Remember last year in this series. Chicago leading 3-2 going home with a chance to win the series. Vancouver does what they need to do offensively and they score 5 goals....but Chicago scores 7. Roberto Luongo played quite possibly his worst game as a professional and you can' t tell me that he can brush those flashbacks aside. The fans at the United Center will let him know about it too. And it's not like Luongo had a terrific season this year, not counting the gold medal. He had some mediocre games against LA in the first round, and was not even nominated for the Vezina.
So do I take a rookie inexperienced goaltender or a goaltender who is going back to the city where he puked his guts out last year and has the potential to do it again?
I never was a big fan of puke.
Chicago in 7
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
NHL Round 1 Spoiler Alert
First let me apologize.
It was just 5 and a half months ago that I made my preseason NHL predictions. I picked the Anaheim Ducks to win the Stanley Cup and, fittingly, they missed the playoffs. My confidence in my predictions is getting shakier by the day. I had a horrid Super Bowl and my NCAA bracket pretty much stunk (I did pick Duke, though). It makes me wonder why any of you should be reading this. Well, here's why. Hockey is my sport. It has been my favorite since I came out of the womb. I know the teams and players inside out. So listen up, and listen up good. Because I have looked at these match-ups and I am confident that the following picks are gold.
Let's begin.
EAST
#1 Washington vs #8 Montreal
Let's get this one out of the way fast. Remember, for all you viewers, I am picking with my head and not with my heart. I want to pick the Habs, I tried to find every which way. But the truth is, the Habs are one year away. You can't expect a team with all those new bodies, plus a new coach to succeed, in their first year together. But mark my words, the Montreal Canadiens are a force to be reckoned with next year.
For now, we have to listen to how great Ovechkin is with his record of 0-472 in games that actually mean something. How Mike Green is so good, even though he gets caught pinching in and the other team goes back 2 on 1 (this will happen at a crucial time in the playoffs) and how the Caps are so dangerous even though they played in the worst division in hockey where they were the only team to make the playoffs. As you can see, I hate Washington. But Montreal is just too inconsistent, and their defense is not fast enough to keep up with the offense(this is just killing me writing this). But watch out Ovechkin, once we bring P.K. Subban up next year, you're done.
Sorry boys, I have to pick Washington.
In the immortal words of Tiger Woods:
Washington in 5
#2 New Jersey vs #7 Philadelphia
Last year at around this time, I was making my playoff predictions and I looked at the Devils roster and said "This team is going to win the Stanley Cup" They have always had a great defence/goalie, but for the first time, last year, they had one of the most potent offences in the league. How could this team lose?
Well, they decided to pull off one of the all-time chokejobs in NHL history. Up 3-2 with 1:30 left in Game 7 of their first round series against Carolina, they not only allowed the tying goal, but, about 30 seconds later, let them score the go-ahead goal which was the winner. Martin Brodeur looked like Goldberg in D3 The Mighty Ducks...just brutal. And for this reason, I can't pick the Devils..ever again.
They're in the same situation as last year, lethal offense (plus Kovalchuk), solid defense, and best goaltender of all-time. But the only images in my mind of Marty Brodeur are Game 7 last year, and the Olympics this year, where he ran around like a decapitated chicken against the U.S. The end is near for Marty Brodeur. And is Ilya Kovalchuk going to improve this team that much? After all, he has made the playoffs once in his 9 year career and has 0 playoff wins. As far as I am concerned, this Devils team is the same as last year. And that's why I'm picking Philly.
It doesn't help poor Marty that Richards, Carter, Briere, Gagne will be firing pucks at him and that Chris Pronger will be pulling his dirty tricks as usual. Philly is a rough team and I don't think this Devils team can hold them off for 7 games.
Philadelphia in 7
#3 Buffalo vs #6 Boston
I think Boston has been a complete joke this year and was lucky to get in the playoffs. Nobody talks about Buffalo even though they were a point out of 2nd place. They have the best current goalie in the league and that's more than enough to stop the Boston Bruins, who have zilch for scoring. I'm still confused as to how they were first in the East last year. In the words of my friend Jorden Arbour, "It was a fluke season!!"" Indeed it was.
Buffalo in 6
#4 Pittsburgh vs #5 Ottawa
Pittsburgh is really dangerous. Like really, really dangerous. Crosby is coming off a share of the "Rocket Richard" trophy and has pretty much won everything at the age of 22. Virtually the same cast and crew as last year that won the Cup, they will be tough to beat these playoffs.
But in all honesty, would you pick a team with this guy on it?
Didn`t think so....
Pittsburgh in 6
West
#1 San Jose vs #8 Colorado
The Sharks have to be sick of finishing first and getting kicked out in the first and second round every year, don`t they? This team is once again stacked and once again was the best in the west this year. Fortunately for them, they are playing Colorado who is just happy to be playing meaningful hockey in April again. The Sharks have had trouble feasting on opponents in past playoffs, but they are going to start off the 2010 playoffs by taking a massive bite out of the Avs.
San Jose in 5
#2 Chicago vs #7 Nashville
Chicago is being compared to the Oilers of the 80s, minus the cocaine usage.
The Predators are an unappreciated bunch, led by star defenseman Shea Weber, whose shot is so solid, that Lee Harvey Oswald would be impressed. I think the Preds have a really good chance at shooting down the Hawks but ultimately, the Hawks have too much talent on the front line.
Chicago in 7
#3 Vancouver vs #6 Los Angeles
The Sedin twins pretty much have the talent to embarrass whoever they want, as showcased in their season finale against Calgary.
I think the Kings are a year or two away from being really good but not quite yet. I get dizzy watching Drew Doughty do that same spin move over and over again.
Vancouver in 6
#4 Phoenix vs #5 Detroit
I can't think of a single person who will pick Phoenix in this one. The two-time defending Western Conference champions, still considered a powerhouse taking on a Coyotes team who, despite having a solid year, is in financial peril and may not even be in Phoenix next year. Who' s actually going to pick the Coyotes in this one? Wait, I do know someone.
Me.
Now before you grab your inhaler, let me explain. You see, you can write off the 'Yotes all you want, the fact of the matter is Ilya Bryzgalov is a top-3 goalie in the league this year, their trade deadline acquisitions of Wolski and Stempniak solidified this team even more, and their D is surprisingly one of the best and most experienced in the league. It's no fluke that they finished with the 4th best record in the NHL.
I think Detroit has a number of problems.
1) They don't have home-ice advantage, meaning they'll have to go out west for 3, possibly 4 games with a crowd of 19,000(hopefully) screaming Coyotes fans trying to keep their team in Phoenix. This Wings team is aging. We all know that old people don't like a lot of noise. Will they be able to hear themselves over the desperate Phoenix crowd?
2) Phoenix's forward depth is a heck of a lot deeper than the Red Wings. Datsyuk and Zetterberg can only play for so long before they hand off the reigns to superstars(???) Patrick Eaves and Drew Miller .
I will argue anybody 0ver this. Phoenix has better depth at forward, defense, and has the better goalie. How can you not pick them?
Phoenix in 7
I`m hoping for a solid 6-2 record to start off these playoffs.
If not, I might have to tell myself that I suck. You know, like Tiger Woods did.
So I think there`s 2 things that we should wish for as the playoffs begin:
1) That all teams compete hard and give us a memorable first round.
2) That Alex Ovechkin tears his ACL, MCL and PCL
It was just 5 and a half months ago that I made my preseason NHL predictions. I picked the Anaheim Ducks to win the Stanley Cup and, fittingly, they missed the playoffs. My confidence in my predictions is getting shakier by the day. I had a horrid Super Bowl and my NCAA bracket pretty much stunk (I did pick Duke, though). It makes me wonder why any of you should be reading this. Well, here's why. Hockey is my sport. It has been my favorite since I came out of the womb. I know the teams and players inside out. So listen up, and listen up good. Because I have looked at these match-ups and I am confident that the following picks are gold.
Let's begin.
EAST
#1 Washington vs #8 Montreal
Let's get this one out of the way fast. Remember, for all you viewers, I am picking with my head and not with my heart. I want to pick the Habs, I tried to find every which way. But the truth is, the Habs are one year away. You can't expect a team with all those new bodies, plus a new coach to succeed, in their first year together. But mark my words, the Montreal Canadiens are a force to be reckoned with next year.
For now, we have to listen to how great Ovechkin is with his record of 0-472 in games that actually mean something. How Mike Green is so good, even though he gets caught pinching in and the other team goes back 2 on 1 (this will happen at a crucial time in the playoffs) and how the Caps are so dangerous even though they played in the worst division in hockey where they were the only team to make the playoffs. As you can see, I hate Washington. But Montreal is just too inconsistent, and their defense is not fast enough to keep up with the offense(this is just killing me writing this). But watch out Ovechkin, once we bring P.K. Subban up next year, you're done.
Sorry boys, I have to pick Washington.
In the immortal words of Tiger Woods:
Washington in 5
#2 New Jersey vs #7 Philadelphia
Last year at around this time, I was making my playoff predictions and I looked at the Devils roster and said "This team is going to win the Stanley Cup" They have always had a great defence/goalie, but for the first time, last year, they had one of the most potent offences in the league. How could this team lose?
Well, they decided to pull off one of the all-time chokejobs in NHL history. Up 3-2 with 1:30 left in Game 7 of their first round series against Carolina, they not only allowed the tying goal, but, about 30 seconds later, let them score the go-ahead goal which was the winner. Martin Brodeur looked like Goldberg in D3 The Mighty Ducks...just brutal. And for this reason, I can't pick the Devils..ever again.
They're in the same situation as last year, lethal offense (plus Kovalchuk), solid defense, and best goaltender of all-time. But the only images in my mind of Marty Brodeur are Game 7 last year, and the Olympics this year, where he ran around like a decapitated chicken against the U.S. The end is near for Marty Brodeur. And is Ilya Kovalchuk going to improve this team that much? After all, he has made the playoffs once in his 9 year career and has 0 playoff wins. As far as I am concerned, this Devils team is the same as last year. And that's why I'm picking Philly.
It doesn't help poor Marty that Richards, Carter, Briere, Gagne will be firing pucks at him and that Chris Pronger will be pulling his dirty tricks as usual. Philly is a rough team and I don't think this Devils team can hold them off for 7 games.
Philadelphia in 7
#3 Buffalo vs #6 Boston
I think Boston has been a complete joke this year and was lucky to get in the playoffs. Nobody talks about Buffalo even though they were a point out of 2nd place. They have the best current goalie in the league and that's more than enough to stop the Boston Bruins, who have zilch for scoring. I'm still confused as to how they were first in the East last year. In the words of my friend Jorden Arbour, "It was a fluke season!!"" Indeed it was.
Buffalo in 6
#4 Pittsburgh vs #5 Ottawa
Pittsburgh is really dangerous. Like really, really dangerous. Crosby is coming off a share of the "Rocket Richard" trophy and has pretty much won everything at the age of 22. Virtually the same cast and crew as last year that won the Cup, they will be tough to beat these playoffs.
But in all honesty, would you pick a team with this guy on it?
Didn`t think so....
Pittsburgh in 6
West
#1 San Jose vs #8 Colorado
The Sharks have to be sick of finishing first and getting kicked out in the first and second round every year, don`t they? This team is once again stacked and once again was the best in the west this year. Fortunately for them, they are playing Colorado who is just happy to be playing meaningful hockey in April again. The Sharks have had trouble feasting on opponents in past playoffs, but they are going to start off the 2010 playoffs by taking a massive bite out of the Avs.
San Jose in 5
#2 Chicago vs #7 Nashville
Chicago is being compared to the Oilers of the 80s, minus the cocaine usage.
The Predators are an unappreciated bunch, led by star defenseman Shea Weber, whose shot is so solid, that Lee Harvey Oswald would be impressed. I think the Preds have a really good chance at shooting down the Hawks but ultimately, the Hawks have too much talent on the front line.
Chicago in 7
#3 Vancouver vs #6 Los Angeles
The Sedin twins pretty much have the talent to embarrass whoever they want, as showcased in their season finale against Calgary.
I think the Kings are a year or two away from being really good but not quite yet. I get dizzy watching Drew Doughty do that same spin move over and over again.
Vancouver in 6
#4 Phoenix vs #5 Detroit
I can't think of a single person who will pick Phoenix in this one. The two-time defending Western Conference champions, still considered a powerhouse taking on a Coyotes team who, despite having a solid year, is in financial peril and may not even be in Phoenix next year. Who' s actually going to pick the Coyotes in this one? Wait, I do know someone.
Me.
Now before you grab your inhaler, let me explain. You see, you can write off the 'Yotes all you want, the fact of the matter is Ilya Bryzgalov is a top-3 goalie in the league this year, their trade deadline acquisitions of Wolski and Stempniak solidified this team even more, and their D is surprisingly one of the best and most experienced in the league. It's no fluke that they finished with the 4th best record in the NHL.
I think Detroit has a number of problems.
1) They don't have home-ice advantage, meaning they'll have to go out west for 3, possibly 4 games with a crowd of 19,000(hopefully) screaming Coyotes fans trying to keep their team in Phoenix. This Wings team is aging. We all know that old people don't like a lot of noise. Will they be able to hear themselves over the desperate Phoenix crowd?
2) Phoenix's forward depth is a heck of a lot deeper than the Red Wings. Datsyuk and Zetterberg can only play for so long before they hand off the reigns to superstars(???) Patrick Eaves and Drew Miller .
I will argue anybody 0ver this. Phoenix has better depth at forward, defense, and has the better goalie. How can you not pick them?
Phoenix in 7
I`m hoping for a solid 6-2 record to start off these playoffs.
If not, I might have to tell myself that I suck. You know, like Tiger Woods did.
So I think there`s 2 things that we should wish for as the playoffs begin:
1) That all teams compete hard and give us a memorable first round.
2) That Alex Ovechkin tears his ACL, MCL and PCL
Tuesday, April 6, 2010
A skill which none of you have (I don't think...)
I was given a great skill at birth that I have used quite extensively over the past 18 years.
Yet I can't find any space for it on a resume.
You see, I am a professional license plate memorizer. As far as I know, there is nobody who can come close to my license plate memorizing abilities.
It takes me 2-3 times to see the license plate and model of a car and memorize whose car it is and then..boom...it's in my mind forever.
I've been doing it for as long as I can remember. I have always had somewhat of a photographic memory and I can remember my Mom's old van (923 KBS...back when the numbers came before the letters) and my Dad's old car (AKR 693).
It amazes me that some people can't even remember their own license plate number, let alone other people's.
There are definitely some advantages to this but there are some disadvantages as well...
Advantages
-If someone ever dares to side swipe my car and run, I'll remember the plate numbers and they'll be in some hot water.
-If I see a friend, I can roll down my window, and yell at them as they look around in complete confusion and wonder what the hell is going on. This has happened on several occasions.
Disadvantages
-There's something about this that has the word pervert written all over it.
-Me: 'Hey look, there's (insert name here..)
Friend: Where, how do you know?
Me: That's their license plate number. I memorized it.
Friend: Wow, you're weird man.
Me: Uhhh........
So the moral of this story is do not drive your car around me because I will be watching like a hawk for those 6 digits at the front and back of your vehicle.
Yet I can't find any space for it on a resume.
You see, I am a professional license plate memorizer. As far as I know, there is nobody who can come close to my license plate memorizing abilities.
It takes me 2-3 times to see the license plate and model of a car and memorize whose car it is and then..boom...it's in my mind forever.
I've been doing it for as long as I can remember. I have always had somewhat of a photographic memory and I can remember my Mom's old van (923 KBS...back when the numbers came before the letters) and my Dad's old car (AKR 693).
It amazes me that some people can't even remember their own license plate number, let alone other people's.
There are definitely some advantages to this but there are some disadvantages as well...
Advantages
-If someone ever dares to side swipe my car and run, I'll remember the plate numbers and they'll be in some hot water.
-If I see a friend, I can roll down my window, and yell at them as they look around in complete confusion and wonder what the hell is going on. This has happened on several occasions.
Disadvantages
-There's something about this that has the word pervert written all over it.
-Me: 'Hey look, there's (insert name here..)
Friend: Where, how do you know?
Me: That's their license plate number. I memorized it.
Friend: Wow, you're weird man.
Me: Uhhh........
So the moral of this story is do not drive your car around me because I will be watching like a hawk for those 6 digits at the front and back of your vehicle.
Friday, March 26, 2010
The most wonderful time of year?
After a little lull in the world of sports over the last month and-a-half, it's time for the sports world to get going again.
The beginning of April means a bunch of things for the sports fan.
The NCAA Basketball Final Four kicks off the month.
The start of the Major League Baseball season signifies that summer is almost here.
Golf's grandest stage, the Masters (extra special this year!!!), gets going in about a week.
The NHL and NBA playoffs are just around the corner.
I have always debated which time of year is better in sports? The beginning of April or the beginning of October.
October features the MLB playoffs, the beginnings of the NHL and NBA seasons, NFL Football is nicely underway, NCAA Football is nicely underway. I always considered this the best time....but after careful consideration over the last few years, I'm convinced.
We are about to embark on the best time of year in sports. Anyone else excited?
The beginning of April means a bunch of things for the sports fan.
The NCAA Basketball Final Four kicks off the month.
The start of the Major League Baseball season signifies that summer is almost here.
Golf's grandest stage, the Masters (extra special this year!!!), gets going in about a week.
The NHL and NBA playoffs are just around the corner.
I have always debated which time of year is better in sports? The beginning of April or the beginning of October.
October features the MLB playoffs, the beginnings of the NHL and NBA seasons, NFL Football is nicely underway, NCAA Football is nicely underway. I always considered this the best time....but after careful consideration over the last few years, I'm convinced.
We are about to embark on the best time of year in sports. Anyone else excited?
Friday, March 19, 2010
Bobby Hull gets hammered...and I don't mean drunk
In honour of Bobby Hull's possibly intoxicated photo shoot in Tuesday's Winnipeg Sun (wish there were links that I could find, but if you saw the front page of the Sun on Tuesday, and page 2 of the Sun Sports on Tuesday, you know what I mean) , here he is back in the 1970's with the WHA's Winnipeg Jets getting absolutely destroyed from behind by famous hockey goon, Steve Durbano. The attack happens at 1:30 of the video. This is one of my favorite hockey clips EVER.
Note: Listen to how silent the Winnipeg crowd goes. That's how much Bobby meant to that club, and the city, back in the 1970's.
Note #2: This video is worth watching fully because:
1. This shows how crazy hockey games were in the 1970's especially in the WHA. Stuff like this happened on a weekly basis.
2. Watching the Winnipeg fans freak out and throw stuff at the players is fun to watch. In fact, usually any athlete/crowd incident at sporting events are fun to watch as long as you're not the fan getting attacked.
There are so many other funny little things about this video, but I'll let you discover them for yourself.
Note: Listen to how silent the Winnipeg crowd goes. That's how much Bobby meant to that club, and the city, back in the 1970's.
Note #2: This video is worth watching fully because:
1. This shows how crazy hockey games were in the 1970's especially in the WHA. Stuff like this happened on a weekly basis.
2. Watching the Winnipeg fans freak out and throw stuff at the players is fun to watch. In fact, usually any athlete/crowd incident at sporting events are fun to watch as long as you're not the fan getting attacked.
There are so many other funny little things about this video, but I'll let you discover them for yourself.
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